Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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