we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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