I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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