How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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