Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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