My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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