I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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