Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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