we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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