Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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