just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
