i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
last night I used snow as a chaser
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