Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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