Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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