Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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