Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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