I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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