After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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