Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I need to stop coming to work sober
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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