It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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