Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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