Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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