i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she pinky promised me she was 18
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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