I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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