no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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