so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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