Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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