another moral hangover. fuck.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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