So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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