Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Randomize
