Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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