wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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