He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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