i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You ate ashes out of my bong
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