just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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