Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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