I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
