is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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