i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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