Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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