ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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