If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
