What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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