TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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