You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i came on her dog
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You took a bar mat shot.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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