Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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