she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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