This is not my ceiling
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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