i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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