Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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